I've decided that the way I will decide which people at college will be my friends is this:
I will ask each person I meet what their favorite whale is.
If they answer with the name of a shark, such as hammerhead or great white, they will be my friend.
If they answer with the name of a whale, such as humpback or killer, i will spit on their shoes and walk away.
foolproof, right?
i find this to be genious. you will gain only true frinds in doing this.
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